GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. An